siewology

yes i know i have accounting exam tomorrow. yes i'm bored. here goes!

-short digression- i saw words like 'dividends yield and price earning ratio' in today's papers and i was so happy that i understood what do they mean. ha!

i'm officially starting a course on siewology - the field of study of miss soon tze siew. =D

interested parties, please sign up, limited places available!

Course details:

This course will introduce to you everything about siew, hence the course name siewology. Issues relating from daily conversations to specific interests and quirks will be taught. It will be a very interactive course, with a lot of application of course materials and of course a chance to meet the infamous siew and learn all about her!

Course Examinations:

There will be a few short quizzes along the way, with a 70% final examination paper at the end of the term. The final exam will contain a few mcqs, a few short answer questions and two essay questions.

Brief look at the textbook: (to be updated further)

Chapter 1 - Introduction to Siewology

Chapter 2 - How To Device Nicknames For People And Put It On Your MSN Nick

Chapter 3 - 10 Common Phrases To Use In Daily Conversations (plus in-depth explanations of the usage of every word!) Examples: Grah, Mieh, I Want To Eat You, Kaka etc

Chapter 4 - History Of Siewology

Chapter 5 - Siew's Interests (in constant change)

Chapter 6 - Siew's Famous Habits (like rolling people's jacket's sleeves, biting people *hint - possible essay question on final exam)

Chapter 7 - er to be filled in at a later date


have fun laughing =D